Sunday, March 15, 2009

A Funny Thing Happened on the way to....


Our two high school age daughters are just beginning their spring soccer season through the small school that they attend. It’s a very small school, and fairly new, so soccer practice looks something like this – go to a local park to practice, go to another local gym for showers, and then go to school. Driving to three different locations each morning of soccer practice makes it difficult for working parents to get their daughters from place to place to place. Thus, my girls – who live out of town and have to drive themselves – end up being the “chauffeur” many times. An older sister filled that roll for the last couple of years, but with the advent of her departure for college, my seventeen year old, Lydia, has ended up with the job this year.
Life is always a little nerve-racking for a mom whose teenager is now DRIVING, but then to also know that they are driving with one of their siblings, as well as a couple of other friends in the car…let’s just say it makes for even more prayers being randomly and desperately tossed up to God.
So imagine my chagrin when these two sisters walked in the door from school the other day, and the first thing out of Lydia’s mouth is, “Oh mom, a very sad story happened on the way to school today!”
However, I barely had time to take a deep cleansing breath before our other teenager, Tabitha, piped in, “Oh no, it wasn’t sad – it was hilarious!”
They proceeded to tell me the story of the “good” squirrel and the “bad” squirrel.
It all happened within the few moments that it took Lydia to pull out of her parking spot at the park, and drive down the entranceway to the street. As she was leaving the park, a cute little frisky squirrel dashed out into the driveway. Girls in the car began screaming, “No, no, STOP! You can’t hit the cute little squirrel!”
Lydia was on the ball, and had already slowed to a near stop. “Don’t worry,” she said, “I LOVE squirrels, and I certainly would never run over one. Besides, I’ve never killed an animal in my LIFE!”
The squirrel made it safely to the other side of the road, girls in the car sat back with a sigh of relief, and Lydia began driving again. Then it happened. Out of nowhere, another squirrel (apparently with kamikaze tendencies) darted out and dashed directly into the path of Lydia’s accelerating car. This little car sits about six inches off the ground, so you can imagine all the thump, thump, thumping that occurred underneath it – and a massive amount of girls screaming, “AAAaaaaaagh!” inside of it.
Immediately someone suggested that in order to set aright this terrible deed, they must stop the car and go bury the squirrel. Another girl (apparently using more logic than sentiment) stated that if they were to do that, they would definitely be late for school. Someone came up with a solution.
“Okay, “she began, “We can’t begin our day feeling like we’re squirrel murderers, so we must believe that the first squirrel was a very nice, good squirrel…and the second squirrel was a terribly bad, mean squirrel that was out to get the good squirrel. So, we just saved the good squirrel from certain death.”
Ah, the dastardly deeds that can be thwarted with a car, on the way to school…who would have thought?

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Handwriting Humor


Small children are experts at saying the funniest things…and usually when you least expect it.

Almost two months into Jessie’s 2nd grade career, she is just now beginning to learn the fascinating art of cursive handwriting. She’s been eagerly anticipating it for weeks now. Today, finally, she got to try her hand at some “pre-cursive” strokes. She was acting the part of the all-knowing big sister and bragging to five-year-old Josiah about how she was now learning to write in cursive.

“What is curfizz anyway?” was Josiah’s initial reaction (as I inwardly giggled at his funny pronunciation of the word).

“Well, CURSIVE is just a different way of writing that is fancy,” was big sister Jessie’s corrective answer.

Josiah snapped right back at her, “Well – I’m NEVER going to write CURFIZZ….until I learn how to say it!”

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A Snake in the Road

Recently we had a little gathering of area homeschoolers here at our place. We were walking down the driveway, with the two youngest fellows running up ahead. I did my best to catch up with them, because shortly before everyone arrived I had noticed a dead snake on the driveway. I thought I should warn the little guys, so it didn't startle them too much when they reached it.

As I huffed my way towards them, I hollered, "Slow up, I need to show you something!" The minute I reached the dreaded spot and pointed out the lifeless, long form to them, the youngest of the two said, "Cool!" He then prompltly picked it up, shouting, "Hey mom - look at this!!!"

I ended up being the one who was startled - by a five year old's fearlessness.